You are BROTHER CAVIL.
Oh, you are wry cad of the Cylons! Inexplicably and ironically positioned as the Cylon clergyman, you actually have no real faith, and nothing but contempt for humanity (not to mention your somewhat erratic Cylon brethren). You take everything in stride, though, with a bemused demeanor and well-honed sense of humor, but what you really want is just to push the frakkin' button and get this business over with once and for all.
I'm not suprised