Monday, March 10, 2008

The Cat in the Hat On Aging

I Cannot See

I Cannot Pee

I Cannot Chew

I Cannot Screw

Oh, My God, What Can I Do?

My Memory Shrinks

My Hearing Stinks

No Sense of Smell

I Look Like Hell

My Mood is Bad -- Can't You Tell?

My Body is Drooping

Have Trouble Pooping

The Golden Years Have Come at Last

The Golden Years can Kiss My Ass!

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